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It all started when I received a call from a mysterious young French woman,

claiming she had the kind of story I was looking for.

She wouldn't reveal her identity, but she demanded I meet her, and I couldn't refuse.

She then began to explicitly describe as much as she could remember about her kinky rendezvous,

which resulted from contact with the ********.

You know, so far we've received several calls from people who claim they've seen this person or creature appear in their bedrooms.

But only one would reveal his whereabouts and his address is the same one that French lady told you she was at.

Does anybody at the office know about this?

No one. I've done exactly as instructed.

You are such a good assistant.

You know, this could be the biggest feature that was ever, ever printed.

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