R.R.

Pig.

Good question.

Come on, talk to me pig.

That'll do pig.

That'll do.

You want to feed yourself?

No.

Come on.

Come on, I can't hear you.

Yeah, thank you to me.

Okay.

There you are.

I'm really excited about this. What are you talking about?

About this. What is that?

It's called a dildo. It's called a teaser.

And you're excited about it? I am.

I'm pretty excited about this.

I am.

So my snake friend's gonna watch.

What does that mean?

He's gonna watch me put this to use.

Which snake are you going to use?

I'm going to use this battery powered snake.

And I'm going to do my thing.

And you're welcome to watch.

I can watch?

You can watch.

Really?

Yeah.

Okay.

I'll be right here if you need anything.

Okay.

Yeah, I might as well get to it.

Do you want to watch yourself or you don't?

Yeah, I want to watch myself I guess.

I might as well.

No, go ahead.

Turn, turn, turn.

Oh, okay.

Get your hands off me.

Stop it.

What are you doing?

Yeah, I might as well watch how sexy I'm being right now.

This is going to come back to haunt me.

Oh, shit.

Here we go.

Fun times.

This is going to feel good.

This is really going to feel good.

Okay.

Okay.

Do you want a pillow?

That would be cool.

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