Ο άντρας βλέπει τη γυναίκα σε sex shop με τυχαίους αγνώστους

30 years of therapy and that's...

I'm a good boy?

Let's meet these jerk-offs.

She goes right for the oldest, creepiest guy.

Yeah.

What's wrong with that?

Well, Grandpa, nothing.

But I wish you would stop drinking and Grandma said come home.

We'd also like you to get off the $100 bill.

Yes they are. And this one is one of the dirtier ones.

You fuck good?

Nah, nah, wait a minute. We don't condone that.

We'd like to take your grandpa wall glasses and crumple them up.

Like in every bad movie you see where somebody crumples up the poor crippled glass and squeezes them down and you're like fucking around like Dustin Hoffman in Papillon.

Or Velma in the Scooby Doo.

Exactly.

And that fucking *** who wants a Red Riders shotgun.

Yeah.

Oh that's a great story.

Those are like prison glasses they give you.

And somebody crumples up your little fucking bookworm face and crunches them down.

Terrible, isn't it?

Life is terrible. Don't look.

And you gotta fuck him.

Bravo!

What about this man? He's tugging.

You know what? Y'all two are tugging close to each other. Awfully close.

There's something about that.

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