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Probably about 4 months, 5 months.

And they're really broken in, huh?

I walk by them everyday. They're my favorite pair.

Nice.

Oh my god, they smell so bad.

They're very strong today, huh?

Yeah, I've been working a lot.

If only the world could see you, you know, but trust me, it's amazing.

Like, you're so like, you know, people just have to take my word for it.

You are so hot.

You are, man. It's just like, dude, I have to be professional when I approach you, but sometimes when I approach girls, I'm like, man, like this girl, you're like one of those ones, it's like, dude, like, my persistence with you, because you're hot.

I mean, it's amazing to me, like, when the girls that are like the most beautiful are self-conscious about anything.

You shouldn't, man, you shouldn't be self-conscious about, pardon my language, man, you shouldn't.

I know, I'm probably the most self-conscious person in San Francisco today.

Hey, babe, you're doing the right thing, because within the little five minutes that I have with you, I will reassure you and confirm your beauty and your uniqueness.

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